Why Did the chicken Cross the road? Because you told it to.

www.subservientchicken.com

This is one of the stranger sites to be recommended in quite a while (and it got two nods this week). It's even more bizarre when you realize that it was put together by Burger King. Go ahead. Tell the chicken what to do. You'll be surprised by just how many oddball things they're prepared for. While you're there, make sure you check out the gallery and download your free chicken mask because, well, life's just better with a chicken mask, isn't it?

Recommended by Dan and Peter

Heeeeeeliummmm & Miiiiiiiiiseryyyyyyyy

www.strindbergandhelium.com

I'm speechless.

Just go.

Recommended by Darryl

When He lies, What Grows?

www.tinypinocchio.com

Make our editor happy. Go see Tiny Pinocchio and join the campaign to put the world's smallest dog on the cover of Nightspots. Groove to the lovely Theme from Tiny Pinocchio! Sign the guestbook! Check out tiny Pinocchio's appearance schedule. And, of course, buy lots of Tiny Pinocchio merchandise. (God Bless Café Press)

Recommended (of course) by Kirk

Put on your Red Shoes and Dance the blues

www.tvdance.com

This is it. Now I never, ever have to do another anything-dance site. You want to seen animated GIFs of something dancing? Then come here. If they don't have it, then you'll have to Google it out for yourself. I've seen enough dancing Bushes (and not the good kind), babies, Kerrys, turkeys, hamsters, Pee Wees, dildos, and Peeps to last me forever. From now on the only thing I want to see dancing are 2-stepping and waltzing cowboys.

Recommended (indirectly) by Dave

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