God, you would think I would've learned by now, huh? Here I am, a cigarette-smoke-stunted breath away from 30, and yet my brain, which apparently is still smoking bongs in college, decides it's a good idea to close down Jackhammer on a Tuesday. A TUESDAY, for fuck's sake! Not that I
didn't have a fantastic time. What with Libby and Creagh and Frankie and Mark and Jason and Darren ( you get where I'm going with this? ) , there simply was no leaving before the birds began chirping. All I'm saying is that there was a time when I could bounce right back. I do suspect some of the air has been let out of my ball.
Speaking of Jackhammer, check out the picture of Tiny Pinocchio next to the thumb on page 17. He's actual size!
Remember, please email me letters of support for Tiny Pinocchio, like this one I received just todayI would like to lend my support for Tiny Pinocchio. It would be quite a
pleasure to see someone else's tiny pinocchio, besides my own, for once.
For more, check out TinyPinocchio.com, as seen in this week's World Wide Weird!
Gay Idol raged ahead at Clark's on Clark this week. Unfortunately for the contestants, a certain bitch-ass judge was relentless in her
criticism. Regardless of that witch's commentary, the show went great and none other than Miss Gina advanced to the finals at Circuit in June. WOOOOOOOO, BITCH!
While I'm thinking about it, DJ Larry at Clark's so deserves a blow job for playing The Screams of Passion by The Family. Where else are you gonna hear that shit?
Check out the back spread for all the luminaries from Cocktail's phenomenal 8th anniversary party. I missed you Freddie. Did you stop in?
Maneuvers was in a mess over the new Jr. Diva pageant. So spectacular! Congrats to Miss Jade and her sister, who was proposed to by a gorgeous ( and straight ) man. Check out the Spread for more. And Ryan, if you see Ryan and Micah, tell them I want to talk to them.
See you at The Edge for the big number 6! Cutest boys at The Edge, I shit you not ( would I ever shit you? ) .
Well, it's off to The Hideaway for their Turnabout Weekend festivities. I'll get a picture of Ronnie if it ( or he ) kills me. Look out, here I come!